May 2013
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oldgrunklewest:
i dont want people to think im a boy or a girl i just want them to be confused and slightly turned on
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so i was thinking about all my friends today aND I’M THE ONLY ONE WHO DOESN’T NEED/WEAR GLASSES HOW i don’t understand
thdoctor:
does anyone else see “omg” and not even think “oh my god” anymore like i swear it’s just lost its ability to be an abbreviation and become a completely separate entity expressing astonishment
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longardeaux:
*seductively takes off my homestuck hoodie to reveal a homestuck shirt*
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dracosferret:
[FIRE CANNOT KILL A DRAGON] i shout as my shower decides to burn hotter than the surface of the sun.
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tamamuratamao:
WHEN UR FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS WITH OTHER FRIENDS OF YOURS AND ITS A BIG CIRCLE OF FRIENDS
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sometimes i forget that a lot of you have never heard my voice and i wonder what kind of voice you picture me having omg
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ejacutastic:
i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know
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claydols:
who decided that you need some deep back story in order to justify your tattoo if you think a deer is gonna look cool as hell on your arm then go ahead and get it tattooed
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whorville:
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
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[spastically does household chores while blaring kpop and annoying no one because the complex is empty]
KPOP MAKES ME HAPPY CAN’T STOP WON’T STOP i gotta prolly be up soon but who cares i got cartoons and happiness powered by my nugglet goodnighttt uvu*
lecterer:
you know youve got it bad for a pairing when youre reading sexless domestic fanfiction
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i feel no better than i did an hour ago this is crap
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i’m expecting a thing in the mail but i don’t know what it is or where it’s coming from or when it’ll be here or who it’s even stinkin from for sure so i keep compulsively checking the mail every day and i think i’m freaking my mom out a little cuz she mentioned the mailman this afternoon and i came running out of the hall like my butt was on fire
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i’m suddenly annoyed by everything and feel like putting my head through a wall or walking out the door and just going i don’t even get why. i wanna smush all my friends into a big blanket fort to have a sleepover and never leave
[pukes because life]
computerwitch:
have you ever seen two people in a relationship and think “wow r u sure about that”
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savingpeopledoingmoosestuff:
acetrainerghirahim:
am I the only person who doesn’t wash their hair every day
cause
when I tell people I don’t wash my hair every day they look at me like I’m some disgusting hobo
Fun Fact:
Washing your hair everyday can lead to early hair loss. You hair needs to distribute it’s natural oils to remain healthy.
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somehow the songs i decided to put on the other blog work really really good with the whole overall theme of it and i’m pleasantly surprised??
yea there was a little thought to it but mostly it’s just stuff i like haha oops
i’m on the phone with jj and and hobie keeps licking his face so he’s laughing hysterically and griping at his dog and it’s seriously the cutest thing ever, i love them uwu*
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if i get sick again i’ll murder someone i’m not even kidding here
kanaya-maryammm-or-fmmm:
i’m watching high school musical 2 and
that is bro strider watering the grass and you will never convince me otherwise
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xxlaurenxstarxx:
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douglascarter:
a photoset just froze wrong on my dash and i can’t stop laughing
nice legs jared
nice legs daisy dukes makes a moose go
DYING
I AM DEAD
GOODBYE
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dorkstrider:
do i even have a sexuality at this point or is it literally just “oh yes i’d kiss you”
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THAT WASN’T OKAY THAT HURT. AND NOW I HAVE TO WAIT TILL FALL I HATE FINALES
ask-monsieur-marius:
teruteruhanamura:
what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”
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and now i remove my pants to go lay in bed and watch cartoons and hope for a breeze cuz the weather just broke into summer yuck
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THERE’S A CAR ALARM GOING OFF AND I’M ABOUT TO FLY OUT MY WINDOW AND KICK IN THEIR WINDSHIELD THERE’S PEOPLE SLEEPING HERE DICKWADS IT’S A BLOCK OF APARTMENT COMPLEXS
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